Sports cars to display drivers’ penis size
Jeremy Clarkson downgrading to a 1.3 Renault.
Posted: Nov 29th, 2014
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BMW driver has existential crisis in middle of risky overtaking manoeuvre
A man driving a 5-series BMW has had a sudden moment of existential despair whilst attempting to overtake a tractor and 2 cars on a single carriageway arterial route in the midlands.
Posted: Jun 12th, 2014
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Misogynists inadvertently endorse ‘#twittersilence’ protest
Figures released from the networking service, show the vast majority of alcohol-fuelled women-haters have a tendency to sleep through the majority of any given Sunday.
Posted: Aug 5th, 2013
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BMW relaxes ‘Dickhead Test’ for buyers
BMW has announced that it is seeking to expand its customer base beyond dickheads to include idiots, twats and pillocks as well. As a result, the company’s infamously stringent ‘Dickhead Test’ for prospective purchasers is to be considerably modified.
Posted: Mar 24th, 2013
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Re-using Jubilee flags for Olympics ‘would be act of treason’, warns LOCOG
‘These flags we’ve seen everywhere for the Jubilee are sometimes home-made and usually completely devoid of sponsorship logos,’ said Lord Coe.
Posted: Jun 2nd, 2012
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