BMW drivers across the country are complaining that the reduction of traffic caused by the lockdown makes normal driving “next to impossible.” Gary Dickhead of South-south-Chelsea (Tooting) explained, “My life has been turned upside down; [read...]
In the event of a no-deal Brexit BMW are preparing to close their Mini plant in Oxford for one month to remove production line robots and convert to vehicle assembly by street urchins. The plant normally closes for a period every summer for maintenance, [read...]
David Might and his wife Trisha from Westminster have been camped out in a BMW garage showroom for three nights, trying to get a good deal on a second-hand BMW. ‘We’re not leaving until we get a good deal,’ [read...]
The flood of accusations of historic sexual harassment against Hollywood luminaries, politicians and others has flushed out another hitherto cowed victim. ‘Sarah’, the well-spoken default female voice on the best-selling Garmin Drivesmart 70lmt, has opened up about the years of abuse she has suffered at the hands of male drivers. [read...]
Donald Trump was left ruing the law of unintended consequences today as thousands of Mexicans swarmed over the border into the US to look for work in the new car factory being built in Michigan. [read...]
