Posts Tagged ‘BNP’
Mensa must accept BNP members, says Equalities Commission
The Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) today ordered Mensa to review its membership criteria following a series of damning complaints that it is discriminating against far-right idiots not bright enough to join. Under current rules Mensa only admits those with an IQ in the top 2 per cent of the population, but the EHRC has declared the policy to be ‘institutionally elitist’ and infringing the human rights of ill-informed bigots everywhere.
Posted: Oct 19th, 2009
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‘People pre-judge me because I look like Hitler’
‘I just happen to have the same facial structure and a similar hair-cut’
Posted: Oct 10th, 2009
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British Standards Institute introduces Standard British Idiots
Following a 30 percent increase in domestic accidents, the British Standards Institute has recruited 1000 Standard British Idiots (SBIs) to perform safety tests on a range of appliances.
Posted: Jun 15th, 2009
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Electorate send horrified BNP leader to work with foreigners
British voters have forced the leader of the British National Party Nick Griffin out of the country after electing him as a member of the European Parliament as a wind up. ‘Now they’re saying they want me to go and work with hundreds of disgusting foreigners’ Griffin whined.
In his victory speech, the tearful BNP leader complained that his so-called supporters ‘didn’t care about his feelings’ and admitted that he hadn’t really thought it through. ‘Don’t make me go and sit with those smelly Europeans’ he pleaded. ‘They’ll speak to me in their funny languages and make me eat hummous and garlic and all that. I don’t know what I was thinking.’
Posted: Jun 9th, 2009
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