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Lifelong BNP member expelled for getting a suntan

BNP regulations state that members should try to adopt a pasty look at all times, though an embarrassing scarlet colour is permitted during the summer months.

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Posted: Jul 9th, 2010
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Nick Griffin sabotaged by Question Time make-up team

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2009
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Mensa must accept BNP members, says Equalities Commission

'everyone should be given a chance of being in the top 2%'The Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) today ordered Mensa to review its membership criteria following a series of damning complaints that it is discriminating against far-right idiots not bright enough to join. Under current rules Mensa only admits those with an IQ in the top 2 per cent of the population, but the EHRC has declared the policy to be ‘institutionally elitist’ and infringing the human rights of ill-informed bigots everywhere.

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Posted: Oct 19th, 2009
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‘People pre-judge me because I look like Hitler’

‘I just happen to have the same facial structure and a similar hair-cut’

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Posted: Oct 10th, 2009
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British Standards Institute introduces Standard British Idiots

Following a 30 percent increase in domestic accidents, the British Standards Institute has recruited 1000 Standard British Idiots (SBIs) to perform safety tests on a range of appliances.

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Posted: Jun 15th, 2009
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