‘It all went downhill when Jose burnt his mouth on his cup of tea. He immediately blamed the tea lady, Mabel, calling her milk-to-water ratio naive and demoted her to serving tea to the under 21s,’ [read...]
Sir Bobby Charlton has pledged that his all-time England goal scoring record is only out on loan to Wayne Rooney. The 77 year old England and Manchester United legend confirmed he is back in training with a view to catching Roy Hodgson’s eye ahead of next summer’s European Championships in France. [read...]
Much to the delight of San Marino fans, Wayne Rooney put on a vintage display of ball skills and ‘comb-overs’ during their Euro 2016 qualifier. The England captain has now matched Sir Bobby Charlton’s distinguished career of covering up baldness, [read...]
In a move designed to avoid discontent among fans and shareholders, Manchester United officials have taken the unprecedented decision to ban tablets, laptops and anything else that might bring about access to the league table from within the hallowed portals Old Trafford. [read...]
Unsettled Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has been told that he needs to end speculation about his future and decide once-and-for-all which hair loss product he wishes to be associated with. [read...]
