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Boko Haram ‘broke speed dating protocols’

‘In many respects, it’s ideal for us,’ said a spokesman. ‘It’s time-efficient, there’s no need for introductions and we can get right down to the business of dumping the lady in a sack. Nothing says fun-loving guy like a fundamental hatred of Western civilisation.’

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Posted: Oct 25th, 2014
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Boko Haram react angrily to Man City forgetting their birthday

Despite having never played professional football or having any direct ties with the Premiership champions, the Nigerian Islamic group has embarked on a disproportionate reign of terror in reaction to what they describe as ‘a birthday snub’. Recent village massacres have been Boko Haram’s reaction to a lack of colourful wrapping paper, party games and amusingly insulting cards.

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Posted: May 23rd, 2014
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