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Self-destruct buttons are ‘a needless risk’

A health and safety watchdog has condemned self-destruct buttons as ‘dangerous and completely pointless’ in a review for the government published this week.

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Posted: Jul 20th, 2014
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Super Villain Mortgage approval at all time low

thank God they don't have to deal with HIP's anymoreIt was reported today that Super Villains across the UK are finding it harder and harder to get mortgages for their lairs, with increasingly cautious lenders stating it is the fact that most lairs do not survive the first year that is behind application approval levels dropping below 50% for the first time since the end of the Cold War.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2011
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Wikileaks’ Assange ‘has a white cat he strokes evilly’ claims Clinton

State Department convinced his HQ now hidden in a volcanoHillary Clinton has revealed that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has a new pet which he takes with him to important meetings.

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Posted: Nov 29th, 2010
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