Contents of shopping list confirm couple’s romance dead
A casual review of the items contained on the shopping list of late thirty-something couple Dan Lewis and Jane Moran revealed their seven-year relationship had finally shed any last vestiges of its original passion and had, according to Lewis, become less about being lovers and more about being flatmates, ‘but without the underlying sexual tension’.
Posted: Aug 28th, 2012
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