Continuity experts have been flummoxed by internet rumours that the Prime Minister may have already moved onto his fifth wife; skipping over number four, various plot twists and all sense of propriety. Instead, Mr. Johnson is on the verge of creating a space/time paradox where is he is in a constant state of divorce and… [read...]
The iconic shopping guide is to make way for a much weightier tome, covering the Prime Minister’s failings, both large and small – but mainly large. The new catalogue will still be laminated, as chapters 7-16 cover Mr. [read...]
As the cynical Tory General Election vote-buying giveaway gathers pace, it’s understood Boris Johnson will soon announce top business people and public figures, who pay tax at the very highest rates, will be given free grants to defend sexual allegations made against them. [read...]
