The iconic shopping guide is to make way for a much weightier tome, covering the Prime Minister’s failings, both large and small – but mainly large. The new catalogue will still be laminated, as chapters 7-16 cover Mr. [read...]
Leader of the House Jacob Rees Mogg has announced that the contract to provide the Hansard transcript of proceedings of Parliament will be taken over with immediate effect and without a tender process by the on line film review site IMDb. [read...]
The government’s legendary coronavirus track and trace system, said to be world-beating by Boris Johnson, has been dismissed as an abject failure. After the trial of a £12bn app on the Isle Of Wight which refused to function on mobile telephonic communication devices, [read...]
Following the success of COVID 19, and the Black Death’s recent reunion tour of Mongolia, the Smallpox virus has announced plans to come out of retirement for a series of dates this autumn. In a live stream on its Pathogens Reunited page the virus announced, [read...]
The prime minster and Home Secretary Priti Patel have announced a recruitment drive for new police roles, to reduce rising crime rates on Britain’s Soap Operas. EastEnders currently only features one ex-cop, Jack Branning, and he was bent. [read...]
