BJ is a maverick detective with a mop of wild blond hair and a way with the ladies. Cumbo is his intellectual sergeant who feels he should be the superior officer. They don’t care which rules they break! [read...]
Prime Minister Boris Johnson used a televised press conference today to demonstrate the correct way of washing your hands, a crucial skill during the Coronavirus crisis. Suffering from an embarrassing Cummings which threatened to leave an awkward stain on his reputation, [read...]
Theresa May is currently spending most of her time absolutely pissing herself at the mess Boris Johnson and his cabinet are making of running the country. The former Prime Minister is still MP for Maidenhead, [read...]
The government has announced that because the elderly cannot estimate a distance of two metres accurately by eye they will have to start wearing specially modified coats and cardigans that include a one-metre circumference bamboo hoop sewn into the hem. [read...]
To help any people who have difficulty envisaging the social distancing limit of two metres, the government has previously advised them to imagine one bed, two benches, three fridges (two, if Boris Johnson is inside one of them) or four chairs. [read...]
