In a bold statement of intent, the Labour Leader Ed Miliband has set out a ten-year plan to reverse the damage done by successive managers at Old Trafford. Whilst many of his critics suggested that a decent centre half and holding midfielder would be sufficient, [read...]
Having phased out the redundant headphone socket, hardware designers have turned their attention to the outmoded bOdy 2.0. Removing all but the face aperture, Apple hope that this slimmed-down version will simplify life choices – [read...]
Theresa May has taken the bold decision to appoint Colonel Blimp’s pre-cum to the post of Foreign Secretary, elevating Mr. Johnson to a place where ‘he can do some actual harm’. Flattered by his new role, [read...]
Hopes that the new UK Prime Minister would forward feminism were dealt a blow on Wednesday when Theresa May and The Queen failed the Bechdel test. [read...]
Satire, an archetype invented by Roman poets, has promised to revert to taking a backseat role with effect from Friday. This will allow satirists to resume control of a vehicle that was threatening to nullify itself by creating real world conditions so ridiculous that it had become increasingly difficult to mock them. [read...]
