The Health Secretary has kindly offering to tackle the NHS over-crowding crisis by making use of his ‘emergency futon’. Critics have suggested that he is out of touch, but Mr. Hunt remains confident that the bed issue can be resolved: ‘How many patients are we talking about? [read...]
The Cabinet Office accidentally uploaded the address of 10 Downing Street to an official website on Friday night. The address was taken down on Saturday morning. The leak has been described by former cabinet minister, [read...]
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has made an early announcement into his new term as Prime Minister by noting that, ‘as there are 365 Conservative MPs, that means we can allocate a Guardian MP for every day of the year. [read...]
The government has confirmed that it may have to take steps if football fans in England are not being sufficiently racist at matches. The move comes after several high-profile incidents in recent matches where there has been little or no racial abuse directed towards black, [read...]
Boris Johnson was awoken by the sound of chains and howls of anguish. Thinking he was in Labour Party HQ he opened his eyes and saw the spectre of David Cameron. ‘I thought your political career was dead,’ [read...]
