A Cobra meeting has been called following a dramatic rise in the risk of Government ministers making a damaging gaffe. Members of the cabinet, along with the Prime Minister, have been advised not to travel to known gaffe-prone areas of the UK that have been badly affected by record levels of potential gaffe making opportunities…. [read...]
Tory MPs broke into excited chants of ‘build the wall, build the wall’ when a hard border between Camden and the rest of London was suggested. Boris Johnson led the calls, suggesting Camden was not sending its best people to Westminster. [read...]
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that the UK has achieved its stated aim of ensuring the country was powered entirely through solar power 15 years ahead of the apparently aggressive 2035 target announced only two weeks ago. [read...]
As travel from Europe to the UK becomes ever more complicated after Brexit, the Cabinet has decided to boost foreign currency reserves by attracting visitors travelling in space ships from the future, it has been announced. [read...]
China has been offered a place in the cabinet in order to ensure the smooth running of the UK post Brexit. Premier Dominic Cummings said that since Chinese firms had already been offered opportunities to take part in the rebuilding of Britain’s infrastructure it only made sense that they should be offered the chance to… [read...]
