In what some are calling a classic rookie mistake of counting your poker face before the chips have bolted, the UK is telling anyone who might be listening that it really, really wants to have a trade deal with the US without first pretending that it would be like totally cool if it had no… [read...]
As Prime Minister Boris Johnson prepares to travel to Germany and France this week, he doesn’t expect to raise the subject of Brexit. ‘It’s old hat now, can’t be arsed to tell the truth,’ he said, [read...]
Boris Johnson has announced criminals will have increase their productivity to make use of recent pledges to increase the number of prison places and police officers. “What’s the point of policemen or prison officers sitting around if the criminal community don’t do their part?” [read...]
Government sources have confirmed that Britain’s first lady-friend, Carrie Symonds will be supplied with a specially adapted f@cking laptop, after a difference of opinion over ownership of the PM’s own f@cking computer, prior to him taking office, [read...]
Local radio chat show host ansd 99% of the Brexit Party, Nigel Farage, has blasted Prince Harry for settling down with a nice girl and ruining his fantasy of the two of them hanging out together. [read...]
