During his Boxing Day address to the nation, Prime Minister Boris Johnson praised the efforts of UK exporters to export the new COVID-19 variant to many of the country’s trading partners. ‘As you will see from today’s news, [read...]
Following the Government’s recent an appeal for exhibits for a Brexit museum, the first exhibits have been announced:
Bend your own British banana: Fun for all the family. Bring in your straight, EU bananas, [read...]
During his Boxing Day address to the nation, Prime Minister Johnson today praised the efforts of UK exporters to supply the new Covid variant to many of the country’s trading partners. ‘I want to congratulate those citizens and businesses who have supplied NCV, [read...]
Unknown road features are causing problems for one intrepid haulier and his 18-wheeler omnibus, The Spirit of Brexit. Boris Johnson, who acquired his fleet of vehicles from retired ex-colleagues’ enterprises (David Trucking Cameron Illogistics, and May’s Self-drive Vans) has discovered that the unwieldy coach can’t negotiate its way around the junction at the end of the… [read...]
The BBC has announced that it will broadcast a Covid briefing Christmas Day Special hosted by Health Secretary Matt Hancock and inexplicably popular comedian Michael McIntyre. The briefing will feature a host of special guests and will climax with McIntyre reading out the latest number of deaths while Hancock reprises his famous rendition of Queen’s… [read...]
