Yesterday BBC’s Time Team began what many believe may be its most ambitious and difficult task to date – the search for Boris Johnson’s integrity. With the intrepid historians still celebrating the successful second reading in Parliament of the Baldrick Bill, [read...]
Britain’s next leader is to be chosen in a vote made by about 120,000 mad, ageing, right-wing c*nts, who will either elect a lying, philandering, narcissistic c*nt or a slimy, creepy c*nt whose name is even a piece of Cockney rhyming slang for a c*nt, [read...]
The six remaining Conservative Party leadership hopefuls have unanimously sacked specialist Damian Broadbent after the advice he provided on the first round of questions. ‘All I could hear in my head when I was asked ‘what’s your biggest weakness’ [read...]
Nervous voters reluctant to cast their votes for anything vaguely left-wing, have been surprised to wake up to the prospect of Boris Johnson as PM and Nigel Farage as their new proctologist. Being befuddled by a jam-making hippy is one thing, [read...]
Boris Johnson’s low-key performance thus far in the Tory Party Leadership race has been because he has spent the last two weeks at a Swedish clinic, where he has been undergoing a £5,000 per day crash course attempting to acquire a shred of integrity should he somehow end up as Prime Minister at the end… [read...]
