Initial reports suggest that the 2014 Office Adultery Season was the best since records began. Tearful exits from Christmas parties are up 11% on last 2013, with sales of pregnancy testing kits breaking all records.
Posted: Dec 25th, 2014
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After a series of charity scandals, cash-strapped conservation group the RSPB has announced that it will refocus its conservation efforts on saving the Angry Birds, rather than their real cousins.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2014
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‘It’s an inspired idea,’ said one resident, talking about the proposal that Boris Johnson would stay off the streets, off the airwaves, out of the way and would only talk complete shite in the privacy of his own home on Sundays.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2014
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‘Cameron’s blend of smug self-assurance and empty rhetoric can only be a result of his being under-bullied as a child.’
Posted: Oct 23rd, 2014
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Maths professor Alan Daley has worked out the true cause of crop circles after his son started attending a minor public school in Kent and he began to delve into the complex maths of how public schools structure their fees.
Posted: Sep 28th, 2014
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