Boris, a 55 year old from New York, is today telling his daddy, Stanley, that he has a sore tummy and can’t go to his interview with Andrew Neil. “I do enjoy picking on Jeremy in the playground but Andrew Neil is a much bigger boy, [read...]
With the ethical integrity of Edward Teach, the Conservative Party has promised to supplant penny-pinching greed with plain, old-fashioned plunder – transforming their tree logo, into a skull and cross bones. Signalling further deregulation of the markets and environment, [read...]
In a surprise move, Boris Johnson’s hair has declared itself a sentient being capable of feeling shame and therefore will be dissolving their semi-successful double act at the end of panto season. In fact, the hair, [read...]
A woman who repeatedly heckled Jeremy Corbyn with shouts of Marxist, admitted later that she didn’t actually know what a Marxist was. Asked why she was screaming it at Mr Corbyn, she said it was because he wants to let all the Turks in and give all our coal and fish away. [read...]
A study undertaken by a group of primary school children has found that Boris Johnson’s manifesto claims for a giveaway bonanza are at best flawed and at worst blatant lies. Pupils in Reception Class (R1 under 5s) at St Jude’s Mixed Infants St Helens, [read...]
