It’s the game all the schoolboys love: Parliamentary Top Trumps. MPs past and present are scored on Sex Appeal (with scores ranging from zero to minus 10), Brown Envelope (“I got Neil Hamilton! Yay!”), Charisma, [read...]
New BBC Director Tim Davie’s drive to remedy the left leaning slant of much of the Corporation’s output took a new turn today. In a step beyond merely insisting on more right wing comedians on comedy panel shows, [read...]
As confirmed cases of Covid-19 increase on a daily basis, the R number leaps above 1, and more regions experience local lockdowns, Britain’s selfish-shopping elite are making preparations for a second hard hoard. When Boris Johnson was instructed by the prime minister to place the UK into a hard lockdown at the beginning of the… [read...]
This year’s series of The Apprentice has been postponed because of an unprecedented shortage of massive bellends, the BBC has said. The show has aired every year since 2005, giving viewers the chance to marvel at the strange language and behaviour of some of the nation’s biggest bellends. [read...]
Continuity experts have been flummoxed by internet rumours that the Prime Minister may have already moved onto his fifth wife; skipping over number four, various plot twists and all sense of propriety. Instead, Mr. Johnson is on the verge of creating a space/time paradox where is he is in a constant state of divorce and… [read...]
