Following a dramatic decline in the mental faculties of the terminally embarrassing Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson, his devoted Prime Minister has desperately pleaded to send him for a career-ending procedure in the back streets of Buenos Aires. [read...]
‘If your marriage is on the rocks, if you have a drink problem and if you have got a hunch, my message to you is this: We will find you and we will hire you.’ [read...]
After Theresa May’s greedy proclamation that she wanted a ‘Red, white and blue’ Brexit, Michael Gove has today said he also wants it to be green. It is believed that Boris Johnson wants a yellow version, [read...]
Brexit Secretary David Davis has confirmed that the final terms of Britain’s exit from the EU will be trialled on mice under laboratory conditions before being rolled out across the country. The move has been broadly welcomed by MPs and business leaders who have expressed concerns about the effect an untested settlement could have on the UK economy. [read...]
The Foreign Secretary proclaimed his excitement at the prospect of being let loose amongst what he called ‘a bunch of boobyswaddled slagamuffins’ and was ‘jolly chizzawuzzled’ that it was a genuine island, thus limiting avenues of escapes for the eligible young ladies. [read...]
