Despite assurances of a straight forward ‘smash and grab’, the UK’s Brexit team have found themselves teetering over the edge of political precipice, watching as EU assets slip towards the rear door. Sadly, David ‘Choker’ Davis’ [read...]
Slices of toast have popped up all over the UK to criticize metaphors applied to Theresa May. “I for one am fed up to the crusts with this ‘Theresa is toast’ claim”, said a piece of grilled brown Warburtons from Nottingham. [read...]
‘We have to accept that we were not prepared for the consequences of our actions,’ said a senior looter in Ealing, west London. [read...]
First it was the Harry Potter films, leading thousands of foolish people to adopt owls that they soon abandoned. Pixar’s ‘Finding Nemo’ and ‘Finding Dory’ led to even more impulse purchases of tropical fish. Now, [read...]
‘We have seen increased competition from our European neighbours, but a lot of flossing of issues and getting to the root-cause of teething problems with our new billing systems has led to a more competitive position for UK tooth fairies. [read...]
