In front of a packed Birmingham audience Britain’s premier liars battled to be voted Liar of the year yesterday. The front runner and bookies favourite Boris Johnson put in a superb performance. Drawing on his vast experience of telling lies on camera and in print, [read...]
Former foreign secretary Boris Johnson is to announce plans to build a 3500 mile bridge between the UK and Canada once we leave the EU say sources. The idea will be announced at a fringe meeting held by Brexit hardliners at the Tory Party conference later this week when Johnson will tell the invite-only audience… [read...]
Fears that senior Tory MPs have inadvertently shared sensitive data on their conference app were confirmed today when Theresa May picked up a call from a heavy breather. The male caller began with a long silence followed by some heavy breathing. [read...]
In a cost cutting measure, the Conservative Party has decided to merge its annual conference with a collection of buffoons and not the usual Bullingdon Club ones. Instead, Theresa May will be sharing a platform with actual clowns and morons; [read...]
Following the debacle of last year’s conference and the problems of an intruder, a dribbling PM and falling letters, set designers have taken all necessary precautions to ensure that this year’s gathering runs smoothly and without incident. [read...]
