STORYLINE: As Dark Winter approaches, follow the adventures of Borys, Pryme Mynister in the House of Comyns, in his epic battle with Donuld Tuskmeister from EUssos. Each one lashes out with their dragon tongue to inflict blame and suffering on the other. [read...]
As Brexit talks look to be all but dead in the water, a source close to 10 Downing Street has leaked that one fundamental problem since he took office has been Boris Johnson’s insistence that there is no such place as Ireland. [read...]
In response to the country being narrowly split, 2% to 98% in favour of helping the environment, the Prime Minister has promised to take back control of our weather systems. His current proposal is a Clexit, [read...]
With Boris Johnson promising wholesale cash awards from a bottomless pit of money that he found hidden behind a sideboard in an anteroom in No. 10, it might be that you have missed some of the proposed giveaways, [read...]
As the cynical Tory General Election vote-buying giveaway gathers pace, it’s understood Boris Johnson will soon announce top business people and public figures, who pay tax at the very highest rates, will be given free grants to defend sexual allegations made against them. [read...]
