In a bold move designed to tackle the growing problem of Parliament not doing what the government wants, it was announced today that from now on MPs trying to enter the “No” lobby during a division on Brexit will be subject to Stop and Search. [read...]
London Mayor Boris Johnson is secretly planning to take over the country using a gigantic robot-crab, in the event that a messy election necessitates another coalition government in May, secret phone calls reveal. The erstwhile cartoon character, [read...]
A leaked memo concerning the forthcoming Brexit negotiations has revealed that the strategy of the European Council is to be based largely on a close reading of the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. [read...]
Literary scholars have discovered a long forgotten text from the Nobel prize-winner, in which he describes an austerity-ridden landscape, filled with hapless characters stuck in a limbo of indicative votes. Although, there is some debate as to whether the working title was ‘Waiting for Brexit’, [read...]
In light of an exposé to be run in this coming weekend’s Mail on Sunday, Theresa May has been forced to admit that she underwent a complete personality bypass some years ago at an exclusive Swiss clinic. [read...]
