The Prime Minister has signalled a return to normal extramarital relations, allowing an easing of lockdown, instructing parents to no longer ‘lock up their daughters’. He would be personally hugging every voter, particularly those with breasts. [read...]
During the state opening of parliament, Her Royal Highness was forced to announce a raft of changes to the law, and an Ever Given shipload of blockage, diluting democratic governance. But in a thoughtful and clever play on one of the government’s legal changes regarding freedom of expression, [read...]
HMS Tamar has successfully engaged and sunk a plastic bag that was floating away from Jersey. The bag was travelling under the French insignia of ‘Carrefour’ and was determined to be a potential threat even as it drifted towards Gouville-Sur-Mer on the French mainland. [read...]
Millions of viewers were left disappointed on Sunday evening, as the Series Six finale of popular police anti-corruption drama Line of Duty left many fans with an empty feeling of soulless disappointment and despair, on a scale not registered since the result of the 2019 General election. [read...]
The British public has sent a clear message that it will not tolerate any more of the allegations of Tory sleaze and insulting comments emanating from the unkept posh windbag in Number 10, according to the latest polls. [read...]
