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A member of the media test drives a Tesla Motors Inc. Model S car equipped with Autopilot in Palo Alto, California, U.S., on Wednesday, Oct. 14, 2015. Tesla Motors Inc. will begin rolling out the first version of its highly anticipated "autopilot" features to owners of its all-electric Model S sedan Thursday. Autopilot is a step toward the vision of autonomous or self-driving cars, and includes features like automatic lane changing and the ability of the Model S to parallel park for you. Photographer: David Paul Morris/Bloomberg via Getty Images

Tesla to run Home Office

In the wake of Amber Rudd’s third apology over the Windrush scandal, civil servants have decided to engage the little known ‘auto-pilot’ option and just allow the department to run itself, whilst Rudd or any new Secretary of State sits in the staff canteen or just generally stays at home. [read...]

Nuclear Bunker

Cabinet gripped by bunker mentality

Following Russia’s threat of retaliation for the allies bombing in Syria, fierce arguments have broken out within Theresa May’s Cabinet. Reports of pushing, shoving and name-calling have leaked out as each member tried to secure their place in the secret Underground Bunker should Russia attack the UK In the past many Ministers have questioned Boris… [read...]


Brexit to be outsourced to China

With high-level negotiations, tit-for-tat posturing and Boris Johnson seemingly not being enough to make leaving the EU as simple as possible, Theresa May announced that Brexit would be outsourced to China. This has been seen as a both a disaster and a triumph by those who tie themselves in knots trying to remember what they… [read...]

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