Boris Johnson is now knocking on people’s doors throughout the UK in an attempt to win back the affection that has taken a massive dive in the past week.
Members of the public have reported a blonde man with an extremely posh accent turning up on their doorsteps murmuring ‘Love me, [read...]
Bullingdon Club president Cornelius Michaels has told fellow club members that a dare placed by some of its former members to destroy the UK within 12 months of wining the general election has been too close to call and has declared the contest an honourable draw. [read...]
Having belatedly realised that the EU referendum campaign is really little more than an extended spat between two Old Etonians about who has the superior claim by birthright to lead the Conservative Party, Britain is urging David Cameron, [read...]
First it was the Harry Potter films, leading thousands of foolish people to adopt owls that they soon abandoned. Pixar’s ‘Finding Nemo’ and ‘Finding Dory’ led to even more impulse purchases of tropical fish. Now, [read...]