The British public are reported to be absolutely ‘shitting themselves’ over the news that the Government may actually be in a place to govern again in the next week or so. Brexit and political in-fighting have led to politicians not actually doing much in the way of running the country in the past few weeks, [read...]
Boris Johnson is now knocking on people’s doors throughout the UK in an attempt to win back the affection that has taken a massive dive in the past week.
Members of the public have reported a blonde man with an extremely posh accent turning up on their doorsteps murmuring ‘Love me, [read...]
Bullingdon Club president Cornelius Michaels has told fellow club members that a dare placed by some of its former members to destroy the UK within 12 months of wining the general election has been too close to call and has declared the contest an honourable draw. [read...]
Having belatedly realised that the EU referendum campaign is really little more than an extended spat between two Old Etonians about who has the superior claim by birthright to lead the Conservative Party, Britain is urging David Cameron, [read...]