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UN rules should make wars ‘a little less rapey and killy’

‘The introduction of clear rules in boxing allowed men to punch seven shades of shit out of each other in the controlled environment of a boxing ring. We see no reason why this wouldn’t also work with war.’

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Posted: Feb 24th, 2012
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Shock as men paid to punch each other almost come to blows

The world of paying men to punch each other for our entertainment was rocked at the weekend after two men who’ve been trained to punch each other almost came to blows. ‘I cannot understand where they get these ideas from,’ said one ambassador for the noble profession.

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Posted: Feb 20th, 2012
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Boxing club defends cot-fighting event

the 'battle for the rattle'A sports club in Preston which charged adults £25 a ticket to watch a fight between two eighteen-month old boys has denied that the toddlers in question were being exploited.

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Posted: Sep 22nd, 2011
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Washed-up Tyson hoping for one last shot at rape

it'll all be over by the turd... er, third‘I remember the days when convicted rapists got the disrespect they deserved. Now I’m reduced to holding court in the VIP areas of night clubs and making presentations at awards ceremonies.’

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Posted: Sep 5th, 2011
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Outside the ring, ex-boxer Joe Calzaghe now faces ‘biggest cliche of his life’

his biggest opponent yet, as they sayAs a world champion boxer, Joe Calzaghe faced some terrifying opponents, says a hackneyed newspaper intro. But now he could be facing the ‘fight of his life’, according to a well known set up, and this time it’s outside of the ring, says the predictable punch line.

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Posted: Mar 28th, 2010
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