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Page 3 to feature extracts from Chilcot inquiry

'Actually, string 'em up,' says Rupert, 83In a surprise U-turn, The Sun has renewed its commitment to publishing salacious images that may cause offence to decent people everywhere, including Tony Blair and George W. Bush in a series of compromising positions with Weapons of Mass Destruction. Editor David Dinsmore explained: ‘Figuratively speaking Blair and Bush were the biggest pair of tits we could find. And there are plenty more breast-related puns where that one came from, oh yes. Just keep counting.’

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2015
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Police to publish e-fit pictures of MP’s missing breasts

The police are to circulate e-fit pictures of images of a pair of breasts allegedly once belonging to a prominent MP which are now the subject of a frantic global search.

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Posted: Oct 18th, 2013
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