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Art world admits: ‘We just like tits’

Fetching $170.4 million at auction, Modigliani’s ‘Reclining Nude’ has proven to be one of history’s most expensive pieces of pornography. Gratifyingly for those embarrassed by their lusts, millionaire art collectors are just as susceptible to the delights of a huge rack as the riff-raff taking a gander at Page Three.

One art critic explained: ‘It’s important to note that even the cultural elite love the sight of a cracking pair of jugs. Who can forget David Hockney’s ‘The Big Tit’ or his follow-up ‘The Even Bigger Tit’? And I don’t need to remind you about Pablo Picasso’s ‘The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies’.’

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Posted: Nov 12th, 2015
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10 things you just won’t believe about BuzzFeed

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Posted: Oct 19th, 2015
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Page 3 to feature extracts from Chilcot inquiry

'Actually, string 'em up,' says Rupert, 83In a surprise U-turn, The Sun has renewed its commitment to publishing salacious images that may cause offence to decent people everywhere, including Tony Blair and George W. Bush in a series of compromising positions with Weapons of Mass Destruction. Editor David Dinsmore explained: ‘Figuratively speaking Blair and Bush were the biggest pair of tits we could find. And there are plenty more breast-related puns where that one came from, oh yes. Just keep counting.’

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2015
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Police to publish e-fit pictures of MP’s missing breasts

The police are to circulate e-fit pictures of images of a pair of breasts allegedly once belonging to a prominent MP which are now the subject of a frantic global search.

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Posted: Oct 18th, 2013
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