Depending whether you’ve been naughty or nice you’ll hopefully be enjoying your Christmas presents delivered by Santa Claus, who by all accounts has played a blinder once again this year. However all may not be well as reports suggest the jovial man in the fur-trimmed red suit, [read...]
Boris Johnson was awoken by the sound of chains and howls of anguish. Thinking he was in Labour Party HQ he opened his eyes and saw the spectre of David Cameron. ‘I thought your political career was dead,’ [read...]
The newly elected Prime Minister has been shocked to discover that the words he has been uttering for the last month, might actually signify something. A confused Mr. Johnson had been blithely parroting the slogan ‘get Brexit done’, [read...]
Pixar has announced details of its next project Toff Story, which for the first time will see the animation giant enter the ‘real world’ by setting the action against the backdrop of Britain’s Brexit chaos. [read...]
An inventory check made at the Prime Minister’s official residence prior to new tenants moving in has highlighted several areas of concern including “an all pervasive stench of despair”. The cleaning firm tasked with preparing the property for the succeeding occupants reported that an odor of defeat had “permeated into the carpets and soft furnishings”… [read...]
