In a speech to production workers in Bradford, who just wanted to eat their lunch, Prime Minister, Theresa May sent a warning to the UK and the EU, saying there is a ‘real risk’ the UK may still have to take part in the excruciating acid-trip that is Eurovision. [read...]
To add to his growing anguish as parliamentary rows over Mrs May’s deal continue to rumble on and Britain is gripped by icy blasts, leading Brexiteer and Wodehouse novel refugee, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has admitted that Brexit may not now happen if it snows. [read...]
All the sticking points in the Brexit deal, including what was thought to be intractable, the Northern Ireland border issue, have been resolved after a man in a pub shouted ‘why don’t they just sort it out’ [read...]
NewsBiscuit has been leaked a draft copy of the 2nd EU Referendum ballot paper should one go ahead. 2nd EU Referendum Ballot paper Please number your preference in order, with ‘1’ as your first choice etc. [read...]
Britain’s increasingly uptight Brexiteers are calling on the government to hurry up and finally organise the piss-up in a brewery that they voted for over two-and-a-half years ago. However, many of their fellow Brexiteers insist that they voted for a piss-up in a pottery, [read...]
