Pixar has announced details of its next project Toff Story, which for the first time will see the animation giant enter the ‘real world’ by setting the action against the backdrop of Britain’s Brexit chaos. [read...]
An inventory check made at the Prime Minister’s official residence prior to new tenants moving in has highlighted several areas of concern including “an all pervasive stench of despair”. The cleaning firm tasked with preparing the property for the succeeding occupants reported that an odor of defeat had “permeated into the carpets and soft furnishings”… [read...]
In a speech to production workers in Bradford, who just wanted to eat their lunch, Prime Minister, Theresa May sent a warning to the UK and the EU, saying there is a ‘real risk’ the UK may still have to take part in the excruciating acid-trip that is Eurovision. [read...]
To add to his growing anguish as parliamentary rows over Mrs May’s deal continue to rumble on and Britain is gripped by icy blasts, leading Brexiteer and Wodehouse novel refugee, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has admitted that Brexit may not now happen if it snows. [read...]
All the sticking points in the Brexit deal, including what was thought to be intractable, the Northern Ireland border issue, have been resolved after a man in a pub shouted ‘why don’t they just sort it out’ [read...]
