It was a tale told down the generations, that Father Brexit will one day bring untold wealth across the Kingdom, gifts for every Brexiteer, and no child would ever go hungry again. However, a new survey has found fewer children buying into this myth and becoming a lot more cynical about what their parents tell… [read...]
After accusing his negotiating team of intransigence, Boris Johnson has explained how he rejected a Norwegian style Brexit, in favour of adopting an Australian rules Brexit. “Adopting the Norwegian model would have meant demolishing Newcastle and replacing it with a full-sized Scandinavian Fjord. [read...]
Depending whether you’ve been naughty or nice you’ll hopefully be enjoying your Christmas presents delivered by Santa Claus, who by all accounts has played a blinder once again this year. However all may not be well as reports suggest the jovial man in the fur-trimmed red suit, [read...]
Boris Johnson was awoken by the sound of chains and howls of anguish. Thinking he was in Labour Party HQ he opened his eyes and saw the spectre of David Cameron. ‘I thought your political career was dead,’ [read...]
The newly elected Prime Minister has been shocked to discover that the words he has been uttering for the last month, might actually signify something. A confused Mr. Johnson had been blithely parroting the slogan ‘get Brexit done’, [read...]
