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I wish it could be Brexit everyday
Well I wish it could be Brexit everyday
When Brexiters start singing
And Remainers shout to stay
Oh I wish it could be Brexit everyday
Let the bells ring out for Brexit [read...]
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German Christmas Markets – a secret EU foothold in the British economy
It appeared that a resolute group of fifth columnists had been at work in Britain ever since the end of the Second World War. Every right-thinking Tory who helped win the war believed that we had purged every trace of the evil Nazi scum from our chalky clean shores. [read...]
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Trump arrives to takeover the NHS a week too soon
Due to a scheduling error and Donald Trump getting confused with his advent calendar, the President failed to launch the first striptease/carvery outlet of ‘McNHS’. Mr. Trump had excitedly booked a flight to the UK, [read...]
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Election Gains Seasonal Trimmings
As political hustings collide with the festive season, a new terror is now stalking the electorate – Carolling Canvassers. Familiar festive carols are now receiving a ‘makeover’ to carry a party message in the stead of the normal ‘doorstopping’ [read...]
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May admits basing strategy on game shows
‘You’ve all already guessed that our Brexit strategy has been a two year long version of Deal or No Deal’ [read...]