In a surprising development it emerged today that former Transport Secretary and chocolate fire guard enthusiast Chris Grayling was responsible for the recent Twitter hack in which the accounts of several high profile figures were taken over and used to extort bitcoins. [read...]
The world lurching from crisis to crisis since 2016 has been explained. Well known deity, Mr A. God, explained that on Friday 13 May 2016, he’d accidentally said “Macbeth”. Whilst trying to cross his fingers to compensate, [read...]
Having reached its season finale, fraudulent fans of the ITV reality show, can go back to feigning interest in other fake relationships – such as Harry & Meghan, Boris & Carrie and Democracy & the UK. [read...]
Cheshire man, John Walcott, a 36 year-old landscaper and Brexit supporter, is delighted that after four months of misery caused by his ‘local’ being shut, he can resume his nightly banter with his mates, drink 16 pints of lager, [read...]
The Prime Minister has declared a significant relaxing of lockdown rules, with 2m distancing to be downgraded to ‘no tongues’. Unfortunately, Mr Johnson’s track record on planning is patchy; be it planning to not build a bridge or not-planning for family planning. [read...]
