He has been labelled a stupid cnut, a self-obsessed cnut, a conniving cunt and an ambitious cnut. Now Conservative grandees are bracing themselves to decide by secret committee exactly what kind of cnut is attempting to hi-jack their party. [read...]
Theresa May’s recent announcement that Brexit negotiations will go to extra time, with the UK abiding by EU regulations until 2020, has raised the spectre that once again things may be settled on penalties. Government insiders have confirmed that, [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has snapped up all the gaps between the triangles of chocolate in Toblerones, it has been revealed today. The news comes just weeks after manufacturer Mondelez International announced that it was reducing the distance between chunks of the distinctively shaped white confectionary and was reverting to its original shape. [read...]
MPs who fought tooth and nail to remove the UK’s ability to challenge the EU in the ECJ have said that, if we hadn’t, the ECJ would definitely find the EU in breach it’s obligations toward the UK if its intransigence denies us a good Brexit deal. [read...]
“People who step over cliffs are far more likely to crash to the bottom, due to the ‘intransigence’ of gravity”, Liam Fox has claimed. The international trade secretary put the chances of falling from a cliff at “60-40” if you step over the edge, [read...]
