The British people are seething with jealousy towards the three types of native animal which are about to avoid the horrors of the next four months by sleeping through the whole shitfest, the spawny little tossers. [read...]
The UK Government has confirmed that the EU Trade Deal will allow children to fish using tiny nets on bamboo poles whilst on holiday at the seaside. There was much discussion about this and it was seen as a major sticking point during discussions.’How could one differentiate between a British and a EU starfish or… [read...]
It has been announced Nigel Farage is to star in ITV’s reboot of their controversial 1970s sitcom, Love Thy Neighbour due to be aired next spring. The new show, billed to be a humorous and affectionate take on modern Britain against the backdrop of our withdrawal from the EU and called Love Thy Brexit, [read...]
Following the Government’s recent an appeal for exhibits for a Brexit museum, the first exhibits have been announced:
Bend your own British banana: Fun for all the family. Bring in your straight, EU bananas, [read...]
The Project-Fear-made-flesh Trade Agreement that commits the UK To onerous provisions that used to be ‘nay-saying’ is a massive triumph, and saying otherwise is ‘nay-saying’, confirm Brexiters. ‘How dare you pessimists say we’ll have a border on the Irish Sea, [read...]
