Colonial throwback and prince among thieves Jacob Rees-Mogg has suggested that any Brexit border issues can so easily be resolved if every nation state within the European Union would simply agree to become part of the recently renamed United Kingdom of Great Britain and North East Somerset. [read...]
Cosmonauts Nick Hague and Alexey Ovchinin have been slated for recklessly abandoning the security of their Soyuz launch rocket after a minor incident and heading off in an unknown direction, with no clear plan of which country or countries they might have to deal with. [read...]
Theresa May has announced that some obscure MP who you really don’t need to bother looking up is to be its first Minister for National Suicide Prevention. The appointment was revealed to coincide with World Mental Health Day, [read...]
Progress on the impasse over the Irish border appears to have been finally made in regard to Brexit negotiations as Northern Ireland First Minister, Arlene Foster, has proposed an idea being dubbed as the ‘Contra-Shetland Solution’. [read...]
Former foreign secretary Boris Johnson is to announce plans to build a 3500 mile bridge between the UK and Canada once we leave the EU say sources. The idea will be announced at a fringe meeting held by Brexit hardliners at the Tory Party conference later this week when Johnson will tell the invite-only audience… [read...]
