In what some are calling a classic rookie mistake of counting your poker face before the chips have bolted, the UK is telling anyone who might be listening that it really, really wants to have a trade deal with the US without first pretending that it would be like totally cool if it had no… [read...]
As Prime Minister Boris Johnson prepares to travel to Germany and France this week, he doesn’t expect to raise the subject of Brexit. ‘It’s old hat now, can’t be arsed to tell the truth,’ he said, [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has snapped up all the gaps between the triangles of chocolate in Toblerones, it has been revealed today. The news comes just weeks after manufacturer Mondelez International announced that it was reducing the distance between chunks of the distinctively shaped white confectionary and was reverting to its original shape. [read...]
Having spent three years insisting on a referendum and no Hard Brexit, now that she has been offered them, the Lib Dem leader has decided that this gift-wrapped present needs to come with a crystal bathtub, [read...]
Brexit Party leader and media wallflower, Nigel Farage, has vented his frustration at not being rewarded in the New Year’s Honours and given the royal family a piece of his mind from far, far away on the other side of the world. [read...]
