People who write long screeds about all the terrible things they went through and conclude them with sentences like ‘But I turned out all right’ are talking a load of old bollocks, it has emerged. [read...]
The UK government will walk away from this year’s Eurovision Song Contest unless it wins, the government has said. Negotiators say it is unfair that we award points to other countries but get none in return. [read...]
Sir Keir Starmer has outraged voters in the former ‘red wall’ constituencies by his latest policy change on the EU by suggesting that the UK should adopt a novel approach that would leave the it simultaneously inside and outside the Union. [read...]
1. Kids letting off fireworks, probably. Gets earlier every year. My dog Trudy was so scared she shat herself inside-out and run off down the woods. Shouldnt be aloud
2. Trouble is though, [read...]
Last month Glastonbury organisers took the difficult decision to cancel the festival for yet another year. Now, after considerable public outcry, they have reversed plans and revealed an exciting new ‘Festival of Brexit’ rebrand. [read...]
