This decision comes after universal condemnation of calls for a People’s Vote, a term invented exclusively to label those who voted in the referendum as less than people. Despite this being a slight on Remainers just as much as Brexiters, [read...]
‘I am fed up with idiots suggesting that I would prefer not to have any anaesthetic,’ said Jake O’bree-Smug, a long-suffering dental patient who is desperate for freedom from further pain. ‘Obviously I would prefer the extraction to be as painless as possible.’ [read...]
Following complaints that nobody voted for a sunrise, the Government has agreed to mandate that the Sun will not rise until Parliament mandates it. Opponents of the decision point to the ‘fact’ that the Sun provides heat and light for the country, [read...]
Jeremy Vine has been kept in a cruel and artificial state of pre-election arousal for nearly three weeks, human rights campaigners have claimed. Usually after an election like the mayoral/council one in May, Vine is brought slowly and safely to a ‘soft landing’ by sharing a thermos of tea and a chat about 80’s hits with Ken Bruce. [read...]
It is not thought that an infinite amount of money will keep the European Commission going for more than a few years, but that is another subject. [read...]
