Scientists at CERN have issued a warning of a possible black hole when Brian Cox returns to the site to resume his ’day job’.
‘We’ve noticed a dramatic increase in the matters of Professor Cox’ explained project leader Lyn Evans. ‘His fans feed his ego at an astonishing rate. But if that suddenly stops because he’s doing real science in a lab instead of telly science in the moonlight, there’s a chance of him imploding like a dying star.’
Posted: Jan 28th, 2012
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