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Visitors still trapped in MC Escher exhibition

visitors can't quite put it into perspectiveEmergency services have been called to Tate Modern after a number of visitors were unable to escape from a retrospective of the artist MC Escher.

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2015
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New Banksy artwork found painted onto David Beckham’s bum

GoldenballsArt experts are said to be ‘hugely excited’ after new adverts for clothing chain H&M revealed a new work by the reclusive artist Banksy, sprayed onto David Beckham’s arse without his knowledge in a withering critique of celebrity underwear endorsements.

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Posted: Feb 14th, 2012
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Car traditionalists mourn as the last original Citroen Saxo gets pimped

Traditionalists were mourning the end of an era yesterday, as it was announced that there are now no Citroen Saxos remaining in their original condition. The last one was recently bought by Darren ‘Daz’ Smith of Wakefield and now has a 1000 watt bridgable amp, speakers where the boot used to be. It has also been lowered, fitted with 18 inch wheels, a wide bore exhaust, electric blue and yellow respray and most disturbingly a pair of fluffy dice has been installed.

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Posted: Dec 19th, 2011
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Picasso’s ‘Weeping Woman’ revealed as ‘unfortunate Cubism sufferer’

‘The unpleasant condition manifested itself in acute angular deformities of the face and body,’ said art critic Brian Sewell.

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Posted: Jul 10th, 2011
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Justin Lee-Collins revealed to be Banksy

‘I, like, couldn’t hide it any longer. Once I knew the News of the World was after me, I had to come out and admit it were me what did them paintin’s ‘n’ stuff’

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2010
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