In recent years police crime reports show hipster on hipster crime has risen by almost 97%, with the number of ‘scalpings’ almost up by 70%. Scalping is a term used when a hipster takes a pair of scissors to another hipster and cuts off either their rivals man bun, [read...]
Boris Johnson is now knocking on people’s doors throughout the UK in an attempt to win back the affection that has taken a massive dive in the past week.
Members of the public have reported a blonde man with an extremely posh accent turning up on their doorsteps murmuring ‘Love me, [read...]
Ed Corbyn, younger brother of the new Labour leader Jeremy, has told reporters he is ‘sitting by the phone’ in case anything untoward befalls his elder sibling. [read...]
Reports are coming in from the southern province of East Sussex that a fundamentalist force of Christian bakers, cake decorators and cream fillers have worked themselves up into an extreme state and seized control of Britain’s ancient gay capital, [read...]
The Twinning of the Sussex seaside City of Brighton and Hove and the Russian Coastal resort and Olympic host city Sochi has been cancelled at the eleventh hour by Russian officials, who cited “Irreconcilable differences”. [read...]