In a move that stunned many of the country’s fans, Britain today issued a formal statement saying it was coming out as openly racist.
Giving his reaction to the UK’s ‘outing’, President Obama simply said: ‘Shit.’
Posted: May 1st, 2013
More from UK News
Fears of a huge influx of immigrants from Romania and Bulgaria have given way to indignation after a poll showed workers from the two countries are preparing to ‘avoid Britain like the plague’, when movement restrictions are eased later this year.
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2013
More from World News
In a surprise outcome to Sunday’s sovereignty referendum, 98% of Falklanders have voted to ditch British nationality and switch allegiance to the sunnier, more laid back Caribbean.
Posted: Mar 10th, 2013
More from World News
Following recent government advice that building a snowman is now an official way to prevent flooding, we can now bring you this coalition’s guide to other uses for the snow during this cold spell.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2013
More from Features
Britain has been forced to issue an apology today for drunkenly trying to get into France by mistake after a heavy night out celebrating on New Year’s Eve.
Posted: Dec 31st, 2012
More from World News
Loading...