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Police leave cancelled to deal with plastic bag riots

Having had all holiday leave cancelled in order to deal with the wrath of the free carrier bag-loving public, British police are arming themselves heavily against the expected violent backlash of Monday shoppers.

We can’t rely on the English taking the change in their stride like the Welsh, Scots, and Northern Irish’, an ACPO spokesman said today. ‘Not after losing the Rugby on Saturday anyway- we aren’t taking any chances’.

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Posted: Oct 5th, 2015
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Britain to seek reparations for Roman invasion

Britain has announced that it would be seeking compensation from Rome for occupying it from 49 and 410 AD. The move follows similar claims made by Britain against Scandinavia for the Viking invasions and against Normandy for 1066

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Posted: Oct 4th, 2015
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New Clangers series to be damning indictment of Cameron’s Britain

Children’s TV classic The Clangers, which is set to return to screens after an absence of over forty years, will be a metaphor for the deep-seated malaise of modern society and a scathing attack on the greed and inequality at the diseased heart of David Cameron’s Britain, according to the show’s chief writer.

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2015
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Nation decides to have ‘duvet year’

will be up again in time for the OlympicsBritain woke up this morning, opened the curtains, took one look at 2011 and decided to go back to bed for the next 12 months.

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Posted: Jan 1st, 2015
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Dismay as army football match commemorating Christmas truce match ends in punch-up

It was all going so well until it went to penaltiesA football match between the British and German armies, which was organised to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the famous Christmas truce in the trenches in 1914, has sparked a diplomatic incident after ending in a massive brawl.

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Posted: Dec 16th, 2014
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