UKIP has welcomed the discovery that the earliest dinosaurs were British. This came after an article from Nature using the words ‘Britain’ and ‘dinosaurs’ appeared in the newsfeeds of lightly staffed tabloids. [read...]
As sabre-rattling from Britain’s brutal right-wing Brexista dictatorship raises fears of renewed conflict, Argentina’s president Mauricio Macri has refused to negotiate away the sovereignty of the Isle of Wight. The two countries fought a brief war over the windswept island 35 years ago, [read...]
Fears of a huge influx of immigrants from Romania and Bulgaria have given way to indignation after a poll showed workers from the two countries are preparing to ‘avoid Britain like the plague’, [read...]
Having had all holiday leave cancelled in order to deal with the wrath of the free carrier bag-loving public, British police are arming themselves heavily against the expected violent backlash of Monday shoppers.
We can’t rely on the English taking the change in their stride like the Welsh, [read...]