For years world boffins have been baffled by the British ability to instantly recognise their Betters and be ready to bend the knee and tug the forelock at the first sight of Royalty or a Sir. [read...]
The signature tune to the much-loved soap opera Coronation Street will become Britain’s post-Brexit national anthem according to an announcement from Buckingham Palace.
‘We toyed with that and the signature tune to Eastenders in an attempt to find something that typified the new national mood,’ [read...]
Thousands of devastated Tories are reported to be seeking counselling today, after it was revealed that the man they thought would be Britain’s saviour is only a fictional personage. “Boris Johnson” started life as a cartoon character. [read...]
Britain has a track record of not getting the beers in, claimed Jean Claude Juncker, conjuring up a useful metaphor to characterise the country’s reluctance to pay any Brexit divorce bill. [read...]
A Telford office manager has been awarded a prestigious award from the Institute of Managers for ‘showing initiative and original thinking without slavishly copying a senior manager or following a how-to-manage textbook.’ Brian Little, who manages a small team of ten call agents, [read...]