Nation decides to have ‘duvet year’
Britain woke up this morning, opened the curtains, took one look at 2011 and decided to go back to bed for the next 12 months.
Posted: Dec 31st, 2012
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Don King announces Falklands War rematch in 2015
After months of shadow boxing, the long awaited Falklands War rematch has been confirmed for 2015 to coincide with general elections in Britain and Argentina.
Posted: Jun 20th, 2012
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Divorcing couple play football on Christmas Day
Joe and Paula Western decided to set aside their differences on Christmas day and play a game of football in no-mans land, the area between the house and the garden shed where Joe now sleeps.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2011
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Eurozone crisis solved as France and Germany join the pound
‘In hindsight, combining both stable and weak economies to form the euro was a bit like inviting a dozen people from the nearest sink estate to become joint holders on your bank account.’
Posted: Dec 10th, 2011
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Cameron vetoes changes to Eurovision Song Contest
‘The proposals were not in the interests of the UK,’ explained the Prime Minister. ‘In my opinion they were not conducive to ensuring that the best song wins. I’m just as fed up with those Balkan states voting for each other as anybody. Why on earth Blue didn’t do better last time beggers belief.’
Posted: Dec 9th, 2011
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