Bomb disposal engineers to help elderly switch on central heating
The government is deploying crack army bomb disposal units to help Britain’s elderly switch on their central heating this winter. [read...]
The government is deploying crack army bomb disposal units to help Britain’s elderly switch on their central heating this winter. [read...]
E.On is experimenting with fresh coffee. British Gas is going for lemon zest. And N-Power invites you to a field of lilacs. In the ever competitive world of energy pricing, gas companies are enhancing their already very different brand identities with their own specially branded aromas. [read...]
A quarterly bill or ‘lead’ will be sent to customers to get them started. This will lead them to a series of further clues, hints and innuendo. To enhance the experience bills will be printed on parchment scrolls in muddy brown ink in a mixture of Greek and Hebrew. [read...]
Perishing pensioners the length and breadth of Britain have been warmed this morning by news that British Gas has seen its profits rise by 31%. One consumer said: ‘I’ve been rubbing my hands together. Partly with glee, [read...]
Energy markets were thrown into confusion over revelations that the UK’s biggest supplier of nuisance phone calls, spurious bills and mis-sold contracts may have inadvertently provided ‘actual energy’ to their customers. [read...]