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Bomb disposal engineers to help elderly switch on central heating
The government is deploying crack army bomb disposal units to help Britain’s elderly switch on their central heating this winter. [read...]
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Gas companies to compete on smell
E.On is experimenting with fresh coffee. British Gas is going for lemon zest. And N-Power invites you to a field of lilacs. In the ever competitive world of energy pricing, gas companies are enhancing their already very different brand identities with their own specially branded aromas. [read...]
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British Gas pricing based on Da Vinci Code
A quarterly bill or ‘lead’ will be sent to customers to get them started. This will lead them to a series of further clues, hints and innuendo. To enhance the experience bills will be printed on parchment scrolls in muddy brown ink in a mixture of Greek and Hebrew. [read...]
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Freezing customers warmed by news of British Gas profit rise
Perishing pensioners the length and breadth of Britain have been warmed this morning by news that British Gas has seen its profits rise by 31%. One consumer said: ‘I’ve been rubbing my hands together. Partly with glee, [read...]
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British Gas ‘may have sold Gas’
Energy markets were thrown into confusion over revelations that the UK’s biggest supplier of nuisance phone calls, spurious bills and mis-sold contracts may have inadvertently provided ‘actual energy’ to their customers. [read...]