The organisers of British “Summer” festivals have admitted that they have struggled to find enough mud to meet the expectations of festival goers. A spokesman for the Glastonbury festival explained; “With such a wet summer, [read...]
Goths have been put in charge of the arrangements for Britain’s summer this year with results the less pasty inhabitants have found disappointing. A committee of black T-shirted fans of The Cure decided that sunshine from 11:00 a.m to 9:00 p.m. [read...]
The mini-series which starred attractive people in skimpy outfits and the rest of us sweating profusely into our own eyes, opened to rave reviews just a few days ago leaving critics desperately wanting more – [read...]
Residents expressed their fears that 36-year-old Steve Roberts could once again add insult to injury by paddling his occasionally appropriate craft up the High Street like some kind of psychic Popeye. [read...]
Mr Watson says he uses traditional methods of reading the weather ‘such as looking out of the window of my bungalow’. [read...]
