Whales and Dolphins are becoming increasingly stressed and agitated at the lack of availabilty of superfast broadband connections in their locales. For decades scientists have known that cetaceans have communicated over long distances, but only recently has their eager adoption of the internet come to naturalists’ attention.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2012
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‘We are so confident of our service that I can categorically say that even if your email is sent after 5:30pm, we guarantee its delivery the following day, if not first thing in the morning, certainly by lunchtime. Well let’s say teatime just to be on the safe side.’
Posted: Aug 26th, 2011
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British Gas has announced plans to enter the market for high speed broadband. ‘Our scorching new service combines impressive data speeds with a need for adequate ventilation.’
Posted: Jul 21st, 2011
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Actor Kris, also known as ‘him off The Family’ has decided to postpone filming his marriage to ‘that MILF off the BT advert’ after a boozy night planning his stag weekend ended sourly with his best man telling him ‘don’t do it’.
Posted: Aug 16th, 2010
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BT has announced that its next ad for broadband will feature that woman and her toy boy ‘having it off’.
Posted: Jun 18th, 2009
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