‘We can categorically promise that even if your email is sent after 5:30pm, we guarantee its delivery the following day, if not first thing in the morning, certainly by lunchtime.’
Posted: Aug 26th, 2011
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British Gas has announced plans to enter the market for high speed broadband. ‘Our scorching new service combines impressive data speeds with a need for adequate ventilation.’
Posted: Jul 21st, 2011
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Actor Kris, also known as ‘him off The Family’ has decided to postpone filming his marriage to ‘that MILF off the BT advert’ after a boozy night planning his stag weekend ended sourly with his best man telling him ‘don’t do it’.
Posted: Aug 16th, 2010
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BT has announced that its next ad for broadband will feature that woman and her toy boy ‘having it off’.
Posted: Jun 18th, 2009
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Scientists have warned that the United Kingdom’s stocks of internet are at dangerously low levels and that urgent action must be taken to find alternative sources. The United Kingdom has no natural internet reserves of its own and has to import it from the United States and China. Large stockpiles of internet once visible outside ports such as Tilbury and Harwich are down their lowest-ever levels, with police officers guarding the remaining reserves.
Posted: Mar 25th, 2009
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