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Post Office’s new broadband service guarantees next day delivery of emails

‘We are so confident of our service that I can categorically say that even if your email is sent after 5:30pm, we guarantee its delivery the following day, if not first thing in the morning, certainly by lunchtime. Well let’s say teatime just to be on the safe side.’

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Posted: Aug 26th, 2011
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Advertisement shock as Adam tells Jane ‘the wedding’s off’

Actor Kris, also known as ‘him off The Family’ has decided to postpone filming his marriage to ‘that MILF off the BT advert’ after a boozy night planning his stag weekend ended sourly with his best man telling him ‘don’t do it’.

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Posted: Aug 16th, 2010
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BT ads to feature shagging

BT has announced that its next ad for broadband will feature that woman and her toy boy ‘having it off’.

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2009
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Britain’s internet reserves now ‘dangerously low’

the internetScientists have warned that the United Kingdom’s stocks of internet are at dangerously low levels and that urgent action must be taken to find alternative sources. The United Kingdom has no natural internet reserves of its own and has to import it from the United States and China. Large stockpiles of internet once visible outside ports such as Tilbury and Harwich are down their lowest-ever levels, with police officers guarding the remaining reserves.

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Posted: Mar 25th, 2009
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