Actor Kris, also known as ‘him off The Family’ has decided to postpone filming his marriage to ‘that MILF off the BT advert’ after a boozy night planning his stag weekend ended sourly with his best man telling him ‘don’t do it’.
Posted: Aug 16th, 2010
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‘We disconnected because of nuisance calls from customers.’
Posted: Sep 17th, 2009
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Expected to last five days, the sensory deprivation of the modern office will make the course feel many, many times longer.
Posted: Aug 13th, 2009
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In an historic day for justice, Britain’s first entirely automated criminal trial took place at the Old Bailey as Sir Michael Rake, chairman of British Telecom, was tried on charges of customer services abuses and corporate inhumanity to man. Standing in the dock of an empty courtroom, Rake was presented with the telephone which would be his only way of communicating with the faceless system deciding his destiny, and warned in advance that his trial may be recorded for training purposes.
BT has announced that its next ad for broadband will feature that woman and her toy boy ‘having it off’.
Posted: Jun 18th, 2009
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