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Wills and Kate to marry in Big Fat Gypsy Wedding

will spend honeymoon putting tarmac on drives somewhere in Africa‘They’ve decided to go full gypo,’ said the Duke of Edinburgh in language which has drawn criticism from the traveller community.

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2012
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Queen’s Christmas message to be replaced with round-robin letter

‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’

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Posted: Dec 3rd, 2011
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Future monarchs to be chosen by ITV talent show ‘The Rex Factor’

Cowell sure this is the way to crack AmericaChanges to the royal succession laws unveiled this week mean that future potential kings and queens of the United Kingdom will now be selected by a new ITV talent show.

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Posted: Oct 31st, 2011
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Queen’s food taster dead after Prince of Wales omelette

After more than fifty years in the job, the Queen’s veteran food taster passed away yesterday after sampling a mushroom omelette prepared for Her Majesty by her son and heir to the throne, Prince Charles.

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Posted: Sep 3rd, 2011
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Queen’s spending falls by £1.8m after Palace officials close eBay account

‘We became suspicious when we noticed an ever greater volume of packages coming in and out of Buckingham Palace,’ said Sir Alan Reid, Keeper of the Privy Purse. ‘Her Majesty even tried to keep her spending sprees under wraps by using a variety of logins such as LusciousLiz, HelenMirrenInDisguise and LonelyGirl85.’

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2011
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