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Ryanair slammed for outsourcing complaints department to Dublin tramp

‘At first we thought that the man on the other end of the phone was Michael O’Leary and we’d just woke him up, but further investigation revealed that it was actually a tramp in the Temple Bar area of Dublin, called Mick.’

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2012
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Ryanair to launch ‘Dam Buster’ flights

Explaining to reporters the airline’s ‘groundbreaking dam buster concept’, Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary said:

‘We shall be employing in our aircraft the advanced technology used by the dam busters. We are ceasing to operate aircraft with fancy autopilots and the like.

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2012
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Trident’s replacement to be provided by Ryanair


‘Our business model has shown that we can provide popular cheap air travel, and the same basic rules apply for nuclear missiles as holiday makers.’

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Posted: Nov 6th, 2007
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Ryanair to charge for ‘emotional baggage’

‘Ryanair will have a strict rule of ‘one simple divorce case per passenger.’

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2007
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Man upset that Ryanair e-mail was ‘not so exclusive’

‘They were always thinking of me and suggesting places I might like to fly to’

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Posted: May 31st, 2007
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