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British Government to be outsourced to Tesco

House of Commons to become Tesco Metro‘As from next week, all MPs will be equipped with cheap but practical Tesco uniforms including name badges and non-cabinet members will be put on the minimum wage with the opportunity to increase their salary if they participate in management training schemes.’

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2013
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David Bowie asked to construct new persona for George Osborne

‘After another unpopular budget,’ said a government minister,’we need to relaunch George as a completely new persona and Bowie is the man to pull it off.’

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Posted: Mar 21st, 2013
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Budget 2013: Chancellor gives independence to Liverpool

He also unveiled a package of new jobs in the construction industry with a 20 mile wall to be built in the North West of England.

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Posted: Mar 20th, 2013
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George Osborne to introduce Swearing Tax

critics calling for Osborne to stick it up his 25pIn an attempt to get Britain’s beleaguered finances under control, Chancellor George Osborne has revealed that a Swearing Tax is to be introduced in the next Budget.

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2012
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Pet owners call on government to do more to help with the cost of keeping dogs

new 'waggy tax' scandal set to engulf governmentPeople who buy dogs that they can’t really afford are calling on the government to do more to help with the cost of food, vet bills and paying somebody else to walk them.

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2012
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