Jeremy Corbyn’s election campaign has received a warm endorsement from Jesus Christ, former jobbing carpenter and currently 33.3% of the Godhead. Speaking from a popular mount in Wimbledon, Jesus described his joy at discovering a fellow miracle worker when he reviewed the funding for Corbyn’s election policies. [read...]
People who buy dogs that they can’t really afford are calling on the government to do more to help with the cost of food, vet bills and paying somebody else to walk them. [read...]
He also unveiled a package of new jobs in the construction industry with a 20 mile wall to be built in the North West of England. [read...]
Although the UK government is set for a hard Brexit, it is finding some previous commitments are proving difficult to avoid. This includes payment of contributions for some future projects, and a pocket money allowance for the EU to allow it to buy sweets and comics. [read...]
International Rescue, forced to curtail its activities in recent years because of rocketing fuel prices, says Chancellor George Osborne’s proposed private jet tax is a regulatory burden too far. [read...]
