Philip Hammond’s attempt to woo young voters and train-spotters with his Budget, has resulted in several hours of intrusive rectal surgery. NHS doctors assured the Chancellor that having a railcard forcibly inserted will cause no lasting damage, [read...]
Henry Willis, a 6 year-old pupil at Tunbridge Primary in Kent, has become increasingly agitated about his long-term financial security. In a heated discussion with parents, Geoff and Lynn, about family net worth, [read...]
Jeremy Corbyn’s election campaign has received a warm endorsement from Jesus Christ, former jobbing carpenter and currently 33.3% of the Godhead. Speaking from a popular mount in Wimbledon, Jesus described his joy at discovering a fellow miracle worker when he reviewed the funding for Corbyn’s election policies. [read...]
People who buy dogs that they can’t really afford are calling on the government to do more to help with the cost of food, vet bills and paying somebody else to walk them. [read...]
He also unveiled a package of new jobs in the construction industry with a 20 mile wall to be built in the North West of England. [read...]
