‘Look’ George Osborne told journalists today, ‘I really couldn’t care less about the disabled, your stinky old granny, the losers who don’t vote Tory or anyone who isn’t me, so why apologise?’ [read...]
‘Homeowners need to be aware that IDS can get in through a cat-flap or hidden inside the folds of the Daily Mail. Make no attempt to approach or vote for him. He has a distinctive look. [read...]
Following the statement Mr Corbyn said, ‘I probably don’t agree with a lot of what Mr Osborne said, although I didn’t catch much of it. But he has got it spot on today with those kittens. [read...]
McDonnell was at pains to stress that the unusual choice of attire does not amount to an endorsement of all of Stalin’s policies, saying ‘It’s quite a nuanced point that I am making, [read...]
Henry Willis, a 6 year-old pupil at Tunbridge Primary in Kent, has become increasingly agitated about his long-term financial security. In a heated discussion with parents, Geoff and Lynn, about family net worth, [read...]
