The Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) have revealed that its mission is to ‘erode the human spirit through the abuse of concrete’. De-programmed RIBA members have described secret meetings where architects plot the destruction of the human soul through the design of individual buildings, [read...]
Construction giant Carillion’s demise is being attributed to it having taken building advice from Theresa May – a leader with all the durability of aluminum siding. Unbeknownst to Carillion, the Prime Minister lacked the basic skillset to put up a set of shelves, [read...]
‘Middle class home-owners are spending tens of thousands of pounds reconverting the top floor of their Victorian homes into traditional dusty lofts with noisy water tank and itchy roof insulation.’ [read...]
