Cameron to celebrate victory with Bullingdon-style trashing of UK
One ‘almighty bash’ planned to last until 2015.
Posted: May 16th, 2013
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Chancellor now understands ‘why we cry’
Scientists today expressed excitement that the pioneering android Chancellor, Gideon11, may have for the first time experienced something equivalent to human emotion.
Posted: Apr 17th, 2013
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Authorities condemn figure-of-eight M25 prank
The Highways Agency has condemned pranksters who last night reconfigured the M25 in to a giant figure-of-eight, and branded their actions as ‘short-sighted, potentially dangerous and extremely silly’.
Posted: Mar 27th, 2013
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Privately-educated ‘sick of being stigmatised by riff-raff’
We are making a stand against the systematic and pejorative demonisation of the privately-educated. Or ‘pissed at being dissed by the haters’ if you attended a bog-standard comp,’ said Reuben Ford-Box-Hamilton of Eton Mess, a support group for anyone forced to run to the boat-house and back in break-time.
Posted: Sep 25th, 2012
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Police check historic images of Oxford rioters
Oxford police are now engaged in checking images of rioting youths going back as far as 30 years in an attempt to put names to faces and bring the culprits to justice.
Posted: Aug 18th, 2011
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