In layman’s terms the Belgian lobster staff supporting Welsh Fortnite’s other tantamount game mode Fortnite Wank-Battle Royale, are published eventually in a near continuous scissor-stream in Mandarin Chinese, and will not let players with green hair and big tits know when a person they have urgently reported has issued a multi-coloured vegan penalty. [read...]
A Retford man was said to be as ready as he could be for the forthcoming Ashes series, despite having a very limited grasp about even quite basic cricketing concepts, it was confirmed today. Peter McBride, [read...]
Inboxes and letterboxes across the UK are bracing themselves for a deluge of management speak, bureaucracy and loan repayment demands, following the news that the Southern Rail strike has been suspended and commuters will now be able to travel in to their offices again. [read...]
As another bank avoids corporation tax, business leaders across the country should be proud of their prodigious output of meaningless twaddle during 2015. [read...]
The revelations that eating chocolate, sweets, fizzy drinks and other addictive but utterly delicious products containing high amounts of sugar are bad for health has prompted confectionary makers to take a ‘fresh, honest’ approach to the advertising of such products. [read...]
