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‘I only say my arse is too big to make real porkers feel bad,’ admits skinny woman

Dawn Franklin, a 34-year-old size 8 from Bristol, admitted yesterday that her references to insecurity about the size of her bum were ‘less about womanly solidarity, and more about reminding my friends that there’s such a thing as self-control – or at the very least Weightwatchers.’

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Posted: May 3rd, 2010
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Tramp defends second trousers claim

Dougie Tremlett, a 50-ish year-old Camden Town vagrant, has defended his claim for a second pair of trousers as ‘fair and reasonable’ after being criticised for listing one garment as his main pair, whilst actually wearing an older and more tatty pair of corduroys.

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2009
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