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Silvio Berlusconi off to Iceland after hearing about Bardarbunga action

The frozen-faced former Prime Minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi, jetted in to Reykjavik late last night in a state of high excitement expecting a bout of sexual gymnastics for the elderly.

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2014
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Berlusconi doing community service inseminating pandas

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi will spend his community service trying to inseminate a giant panda at Edinburgh zoo, following failed attempts to mate her with a male panda.

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Posted: Apr 20th, 2014
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Judges just playing hard to get, insists Berlusconi

The three female judges at Silvio Berlusconi’s sex trial only returned a guilty verdict because they were struggling to accept their true feelings for him, claims the former Italian Prime Minister.

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Posted: Jun 25th, 2013
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Santa Claus to step down: markets respond positively

Stock markets have responded positively to news that Toyland’s Prime Minister Santo Nicalosi, better known as Santa Claus, or Sugar Daddy Christmas to his closest female admirers, is to step down after arranging a final delivery of toys for December.

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Posted: Nov 10th, 2011
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