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Thai police confirm arrest of ‘sex tourist’ Ronald McDonald

Missing food clown Ronald McDonald has finally been discovered, living a sick double-life in Bangkok. Thai police confirmed they’d arrested a 45 year-old with a fake Scottish passport, after a disturbance at an adult cinema. According to reports, the fugitive appeared dishevelled and stained with special sauce, and had refused to leave after propositioning a female member of staff to give him a ‘McShake’.

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Posted: Oct 6th, 2012
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Obese man wins right to McDonalds bypass

I'm swervin' itA 22-stone man has been told he can have a ‘life-saving’ gastric bypass built around his local McDonalds, despite losing a legal case after being rejected for it previously.

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Posted: Aug 17th, 2011
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Motorway service stations to cater for reluctant dieters with ‘salad pie’

A revolutionary diet plan has been introduced for those people whose commitment to the cause of losing weight is slimmer than their waistline.

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Posted: Feb 19th, 2011
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Silverstone unveils plans for drive-through Burger King

‘Drivers can take a pit-stop if they need tyres or fuel,’ said Bernie Ecclestone, ‘but what if they get peckish during the race?’

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Posted: Jul 10th, 2010
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McDonalds to launch ‘Unhappy Meal’ for binge eaters

there's just too much lovin' it in the world‘Binge eaters and bulimics need to be able to get all their fast feast food in one place. We even supply a receptacle in which to bring the food up again.’

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2009
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