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Mother-in-law killed as man ‘mistakes her for burglar’

‘The wife and children were in the house so I had a duty to protect them from this interloper. I’d completely forgotten my wife’s mother was staying with us.’

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Posted: Oct 10th, 2012
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Burglars call for cuts in tuition fees as student numbers fall

will pay it all back when they start earning £20k a year‘With student houses you have at least four sets of laptops, iPhones and a fair bit of ready cash in each house, protected only by a front door that they’re probably too stoned to lock,’ said a spokesburglar. ‘If there aren’t any students, how are we going to make an honest living?’

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2012
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Burglar commends bravery of judges

Serial burglar and drug addict Jo Nutjob stunned court attendees when he praised the ‘courage shown by judges’ in sentencing plebs like him on a daily basis.

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Posted: Sep 6th, 2012
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Use a big plank with a nail in it, advises Ken Clarke on self-defence law

you might as well kill them, kill them all!Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has said that knifing a robber in the vitals will no longer be a criminal offence under the law of self-defence in England.

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Posted: Jun 29th, 2011
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