‘We must have sent him four emails asking for a review, but he just ignored them,’ said an Amazon spokesman today. ‘He hadn’t marked the product as a gift, so there was no reason to not provide a review,’ [read...]
Boris Johnson has revealed that as a child he started a Buck’s Fizz appreciation group, and when he said ‘F@*k Business’ at a diplomatic function last year he was trying to refer to ‘Buck’s Fizziness’. [read...]
Business is secretly planning to fuck Boris Johnson right back in what could be the most spectacular example of revenge porn every seen in the UK. A CBI insider said: ‘Business is pulling out all the stops, [read...]
Worried about dissenting employees? Nervous about the competition? Want more respect in business? No problem! Just follow this handy guide. Hold a ‘hand-kissing’ ceremony for all employees Start as you mean to go on. Line up all of your employees and family (no favouritism!) to pay their respects by kissing your hand. [read...]
Peter Davies, Senior Product Manager at a professional services firm, admitted that he used the earnest sounding, but ultimately empty, gesture as a means of neatly sideline a suggestion by Mitch, an enthusiastic new starter to the company, [read...]
