Boris Johnson has revealed that as a child he started a Buck’s Fizz appreciation group, and when he said ‘F@*k Business’ at a diplomatic function last year he was trying to refer to ‘Buck’s Fizziness’. [read...]
Business is secretly planning to fuck Boris Johnson right back in what could be the most spectacular example of revenge porn every seen in the UK. A CBI insider said: ‘Business is pulling out all the stops, [read...]
Worried about dissenting employees? Nervous about the competition? Want more respect in business? No problem! Just follow this handy guide. Hold a ‘hand-kissing’ ceremony for all employees Start as you mean to go on. Line up all of your employees and family (no favouritism!) to pay their respects by kissing your hand. [read...]
Peter Davies, Senior Product Manager at a professional services firm, admitted that he used the earnest sounding, but ultimately empty, gesture as a means of neatly sideline a suggestion by Mitch, an enthusiastic new starter to the company, [read...]
Bharat Maheshwari, a bullock cart driver from the slums of Mumbai, has announced plans to build up his brand recognition in order to win market share. This will form the centrepiece of his second five-year growth strategy after the success of his first one enabled him to buy a 25% stake in the bullock itself. [read...]
