Despite ‘not actually’ auditioning for Episode VII, the MEP for South East England has taken pre-emptive steps to obviate any possibility of him starring in the latest Star Wars blockbuster.
Posted: May 1st, 2014
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The Conservative party will mount an air strike and troop invasion of Eastleigh should the town be recaptured on Thursday by the Lib Dems.
Posted: Feb 26th, 2013
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Over the next few days, you will be hearing a lot about the Eastleigh by-election. But what is a by-election and why do Eastleigh get one and not you? Don’t worry, your questions are answered in this… Idiots’ guide to the Eastleigh by-election
Posted: Feb 26th, 2013
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Eastleigh by-election candidate John O’Farrell is again at the centre of a row following revelations that he once incited members of the public to perform acts that could only end in severe injury, including extracting your own wisdom teeth, disembowelling yourself with spears and, perhaps most damningly, sticking a deckchair up your nose.
Posted: Feb 19th, 2013
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The three main parties have today made the surprise announcement that they do not intend to field candidates at the next Eastleigh by-election, on superstitious grounds. because the previous MPs have all fallen from their seats in harrowing circumstances.
Posted: Feb 5th, 2013
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