The prime minster and Home Secretary Priti Patel have announced a recruitment drive for new police roles, to reduce rising crime rates on Britain’s Soap Operas. EastEnders currently only features one ex-cop, Jack Branning, and he was bent. [read...]
Sajid Javid has resigned from the cabinet, after being asked to stack shelves at Sports Direct and drive an Uber cab on the weekend. A No. 10 spokeswoman said: ‘Sajid helped champion the gig economy, [read...]
Political experts are split whether the move by Prime Minister Boris Johnson to sack himself is a shrewd move or just a slip of the pen. It has been noted that Andrea Leadsome was seen smiling and holding a dripping fountain pen when she left after being sacked, [read...]
Incoming Conservative Party Chairman, Brandon Lewis, has admitted that the botched re-shuffle happened because the Conservatives don’t have enough actual party members to appoint. ‘We’re not in disarray, yet. We’ve doubled up on most of the jobs: ‘Health and Social care’, [read...]
In a surprise announcement from No. 10 this morning, Larry the Downing Street Cat has not only retained his current role in cabinet, he has also replaced David Davis in a newly tailored Cabinet post of ‘Minister for Lazying About Doing Nothing’. [read...]
