Incoming Conservative Party Chairman, Brandon Lewis, has admitted that the botched re-shuffle happened because the Conservatives don’t have enough actual party members to appoint. ‘We’re not in disarray, yet. We’ve doubled up on most of the jobs: ‘Health and Social care’, [read...]
In a surprise announcement from No. 10 this morning, Larry the Downing Street Cat has not only retained his current role in cabinet, he has also replaced David Davis in a newly tailored Cabinet post of ‘Minister for Lazying About Doing Nothing’. [read...]
Conservative MP Damian Hinds looked nervous but excited today as he appeared before the press ready his first day at ‘big cabinet’. His wife beamed with pride as she dropped him off at Number Ten in his new suit and shiny shoes. [read...]
The Queen of Hearts has been reported as feeling ‘crumpled’ after some cards in her pack refused to be shuffled. One card, the Queen of After School Clubs had to leave the pack altogether having failed to be moved to a position of her choice. [read...]
Today, members of the Cabinet swap positions for the best view of the historic sinking of HMS Austerity, while the band continues to play ‘Nearer, My Brexit, to Thee’. With a huge electoral iceberg looming ahead, [read...]
