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Hague backs plans to restrict discussions that could reveal MPs’ intelligence

kept pulling at the door marked 'push'William Hague has backed plans to prevent intelligence being discussed in open conversation, particularly when it makes MPs look stupid. “As Secretary of Two Big, Important Things, I am ideally placed to reassure the public that I’m quite bright, really”, explained Hague to a crowd of journalists. “This new rule means you can’t ask me how I got this bucket stuck on my foot, or why I spent the first twenty minutes of this meeting in the broom cupboard.”

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2011
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Unemployment figures slashed as government deems motherhood a full-time job

mothers advised to 'get off your bike and go and find a sofa'In the latest bid to tackle soaring unemployment figures, the government has today announced the reclassification of motherhood as full-time employment.

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2011
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Cameron bans ideas from coalition Cabinet

The new prime minister, David Cameron, has banned his coalition ministers from bringing ideas with them into Cabinet, in an effort to prevent discussions being constantly interrupted by the bleating of independent thought, strong opinions or clear judgement.

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Posted: May 14th, 2010
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Cabinet proposes that radical ‘next step’ should be governing the country

Following an intense three hour cabinet meeting yesterday, the British government has embarked on a radical, election winning new initiative by turning its attentions to actually governing the country.

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Posted: Oct 5th, 2009
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