‘I won £1.2 million in June last year, had to get the train to Watford to pose for the photo with the cheque,’ said William today. ‘Then the trouble started. You try getting on a Virgin Pendilino with an oversize cheque. [read...]
Hundreds of greedy, lying bastards are busily working on persuasive arguments to present to National Lottery organiser Camelot in an effort to win millions of pounds that they’re not entitled to. Following the news that only one of the two winners of the record £66 million Lotto jackpot has so far claimed their half of… [read...]
Statistics produced by Camelot show that fat couples in council houses are more likely to win the lottery, leading to speculation that the National Lottery is weighted towards the overweight. [read...]
Jackpot scooped by a church-going civil servant with no criminal convictions. [read...]
