‘We have lost valued, albeit treacherous, colleagues,’ said David Cameron. ‘But I think we should avoid jumping to conclusions about how these unrelated and entirely accidental deaths occurred.’
Posted: Oct 25th, 2011
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The European Union today announced that it had given a traditional North Sea burial to its troublesome former member state, the United Kingdom. The move follows political and health concerns about the rotting corpse of the country’s Eurosceptic government being on public display in the House of Commons yesterday.
Posted: Oct 25th, 2011
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David Cameron has revealed that a copy of Nick Clegg’s conference speech has been attached to his Downing Street fridge.
Posted: Sep 21st, 2011
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UK diplomats have asked for urgent reassurances from the US after news reports that President Barack Obama has ‘rekindled’ the special relationship between Poland and the USA.
Posted: May 30th, 2011
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After the AV referendum count revealed no overall majority, ‘Yes’ has announced the controversial step of forming a coalition with ‘No’, rather than their natural allies, ‘Meh’.
Posted: May 6th, 2011
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