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Rebekah Brooks ‘was lent a police force’

showered it with sugarlumps‘It’s common for creaky old police resources to be loaned out to anyone who will look after them properly. I had no concerns that editors of the News of the World would see the force go short of anything.’

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2012
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Heir to the 17th Baronetcy ‘dead or living in Africa’

Missing Heir to the 17th Baronetcy George ‘Gideon’ Osborne is dead or hiding somewhere in Africa according to reports. Osborne, usually prominent amongst London’s social and political elite, hasn’t been seen for some time.

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Posted: Feb 27th, 2012
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EU to bury Britain in undisclosed North Sea location

The European Union today announced that it had given a traditional North Sea burial to its troublesome former member state, the United Kingdom. The move follows political and health concerns about the rotting corpse of the country’s Eurosceptic government being on public display in the House of Commons yesterday.

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Posted: Oct 25th, 2011
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Clegg speech to take pride of place on Cameron’s fridge

David Cameron has revealed that a copy of Nick Clegg’s conference speech has been attached to his Downing Street fridge.

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2011
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Man can’t decide ‘yes’ or ‘no’ on whether to go and vote ‘yes’ or ‘no’

yes votes to be added to no votes if no votes don't say yesDave Watkins of Bromsgrove, like many others, is struggling to come to a decision on the AV referendum which accurately reflects his needs.

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Posted: May 5th, 2011
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