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Cameron assures nation Britain’s gaffe reserves are far from empty

Prime Minister David Cameron today attempted to pour water on Labour’s accusations that Britain’s gaffe reserves are at a dangerously low level after being depleted by the coalition at an unsustainable rate over the last few weeks.

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Posted: Apr 1st, 2012
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Cameron to charge for access to Prime Minister’s Questions

all goes to worthy causes‘It’s only reasonable that Mr Cameron is fairly remunerated for his work at PMQs, especially now that he has to pay for his own dinners.’

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Posted: Mar 27th, 2012
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Rebekah Brooks ‘was lent a police force’

showered it with sugarlumps‘It’s common for creaky old police resources to be loaned out to anyone who will look after them properly. I had no concerns that editors of the News of the World would see the force go short of anything.’

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2012
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Heir to the 17th Baronetcy ‘dead or living in Africa’

Missing Heir to the 17th Baronetcy George ‘Gideon’ Osborne is dead or hiding somewhere in Africa according to reports. Osborne, usually prominent amongst London’s social and political elite, hasn’t been seen for some time.

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Posted: Feb 27th, 2012
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EU to bury Britain in undisclosed North Sea location

The European Union today announced that it had given a traditional North Sea burial to its troublesome former member state, the United Kingdom. The move follows political and health concerns about the rotting corpse of the country’s Eurosceptic government being on public display in the House of Commons yesterday.

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Posted: Oct 25th, 2011
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