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EU to bury Britain in undisclosed North Sea location

The European Union today announced that it had given a traditional North Sea burial to its troublesome former member state, the United Kingdom. The move follows political and health concerns about the rotting corpse of the country’s Eurosceptic government being on public display in the House of Commons yesterday.

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Posted: Oct 25th, 2011
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Clegg speech to take pride of place on Cameron’s fridge

David Cameron has revealed that a copy of Nick Clegg’s conference speech has been attached to his Downing Street fridge.

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2011
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UK blasts ‘uncaring’ US after Obama hails historic relationship with Poland

Gdansk for the memoriesUK diplomats have asked for urgent reassurances from the US after news reports that President Barack Obama has ‘rekindled’ the special relationship between Poland and the USA.

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Posted: May 30th, 2011
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‘Yes’ to form coalition with ‘No’

none of the above came thirdAfter the AV referendum count revealed no overall majority, ‘Yes’ has announced the controversial step of forming a coalition with ‘No’, rather than their natural allies, ‘Meh’.

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Posted: May 6th, 2011
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Man can’t decide ‘yes’ or ‘no’ on whether to go and vote ‘yes’ or ‘no’

yes votes to be added to no votes if no votes don't say yesDave Watkins of Bromsgrove, like many others, is struggling to come to a decision on the AV referendum which accurately reflects his needs.

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Posted: May 5th, 2011
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