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Heir to the 17th Baronetcy ‘dead or living in Africa’

Missing Heir to the 17th Baronetcy George ‘Gideon’ Osborne is dead or hiding somewhere in Africa according to reports. Osborne, usually prominent amongst London’s social and political elite, hasn’t been seen for some time.

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Posted: Feb 27th, 2012
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No hard feelings, says PM as third Tory rebel dies in mysterious circumstances

off to get a sinister pair of glasses in the morning‘We have lost valued, albeit treacherous, colleagues,’ said David Cameron. ‘But I think we should avoid jumping to conclusions about how these unrelated and entirely accidental deaths occurred.’

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Posted: Oct 26th, 2011
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EU to bury Britain in undisclosed North Sea location

The European Union today announced that it had given a traditional North Sea burial to its troublesome former member state, the United Kingdom. The move follows political and health concerns about the rotting corpse of the country’s Eurosceptic government being on public display in the House of Commons yesterday.

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Posted: Oct 25th, 2011
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Clegg speech to take pride of place on Cameron’s fridge

David Cameron has revealed that a copy of Nick Clegg’s conference speech has been attached to his Downing Street fridge.

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2011
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Man can’t decide ‘yes’ or ‘no’ on whether to go and vote ‘yes’ or ‘no’

yes votes to be added to no votes if no votes don't say yesDave Watkins of Bromsgrove, like many others, is struggling to come to a decision on the AV referendum which accurately reflects his needs.

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Posted: May 5th, 2011
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