‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. Call yourself an icon? You’ve let yourself go – you’re a disgrace to women everywhere.’
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‘My staff are working heroically to find an angle that will make this story interesting to the British public,’ said editor Paul Dacre.
Posted: Mar 14th, 2011
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