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Man threatens suicide under pressure of Candy Crush Saga requests

any other sort of crush momentarily preferable“No more! No effing more! If I want to play Jelly Splash, I’ll pigging well play Jelly Splash!”

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Posted: Feb 11th, 2015
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Tories blow £1m on FarmVille

It has been revealed that the Conservative Party is paying £100,000 a month to Facebook in order to subsidise David Cameron’s addiction with growing virtual crops.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2015
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GCSEs to be replaced by Hunger Games

streaming at its best‘For too long, we have allowed young people to leave school without a basic grasp of mental arithmetic, grammar or machetes’.

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Posted: Aug 11th, 2014
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Candy Crush addict admits selling body online for ‘extra lives’

will the torment never end?!A long-suffering London housewife has today spoken of her desperation at dealing with her husband’s severe Candy Crush addiction, claiming that her home life has now become ‘unbearable’.

Patricia Willcox, a 46-year-old from Tooting, said she first noticed the extent of Brian’s issues with the popular ‘match-three’ game, when she discovered the 51-year-old ‘entertaining strangers’ via webcam, in return for extra ‘lives’ on Christmas Eve. ‘It got to the point where I couldn’t bear to be with him any more.’ said exasperated Patricia. ‘When your loving husband of twelve-years snubs your home cooked food in favour of a bag of Skittles, you know something’s wrong.’

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Posted: Jan 9th, 2014
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