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Kent Police crush local pesto ring

public urged to be on the lookout for pestophilesKent Police were this afternoon formally congratulated on the outstanding success of Operation Ploughmans. Speaking from outside Downing St, Prime Minister David Cameron praised the two month operation as ‘a significant contribution’ to Britain’s home economic security.

From their operations base at Dover, police officers intercepted several tankers of Spanish olive oil, along with sizable quantities of Macedonian pine nuts. Maps in the trucks confirmed police suspicions that the raw materials were destined for industrial warehouses in the so-called ‘Kitchen Garden’ of Surrey. Here they would be mixed with locally grown basil and parmesan cheese which was to be flown over from Italy this weekend.

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Posted: Dec 15th, 2011
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Amy Winehouse to be reclassified as Class B Celebrity

‘We reserve Class A status for celebrities who have a serious impact on people’s lives.’

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2010
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Britain to achieve ‘skunk self-sufficiency’ by 2010

Britain could be net exporters by 2011‘Great news for British spliff farmers, and proves we can compete with Lebanon and Morocco.’

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2009
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