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Leech claims it is a ‘blood creator’
‘It’s very simple, when I suck your blood, I force you to make more blood. That in turn means you have to work twice as hard, just to keep up with the level of plasma draining from your body. [read...]
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Robin Hood resigns due to ‘disillusionment’ with job
Robin Hood, famous for his job as a ‘fiscal re-distributor’, has announced his resignation from the role having last week expressed his concerns about his job publicly for the first time. [read...]
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Anti-capitalist protester starts ‘anti-capitalist events management company’
An anti-capitalist protester camping outside St Paul’s Cathedral in London confirmed today that the experience has inspired him to start ‘ProtestEx’ – the world’s first event management company dedicated to ‘making sure your bid to overthrow the status quo goes without a hitch’. [read...]
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New Clangers series to be damning indictment of Cameron’s Britain
Children’s TV classic The Clangers, which is set to return to screens after an absence of over forty years, will be a metaphor for the deep-seated malaise of modern society and a scathing attack on the greed and inequality at the diseased heart of David Cameron’s Britain, [read...]
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‘Who’s a big twat now, eh?’ jeers Marx from beyond grave
‘Perhaps Mr Weirdy Beardy Lefty had a point after all, eh?’ taunted the father of socialism. ‘When I said the defining features of capitalism include alienation, exploitation and reoccurring, cyclical depressions leading to mass unemployment, [read...]