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Archaeologists hail unearthing of Chris Huhne’s moral compass

Artist's impression of how Mr Huhne might have looked ten years agoInvestigators have announced the discovery of the fragments of Chris Huhne’s moral compass under a car park in Southwark.

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Posted: Feb 5th, 2013
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Large Hadron Collider finds car keys

also found the lyrics to 'things can only get better' although they were put straight in the binIt cost some £6.2 billion to build, but the Large Hadron Collider may have justified that enormous price tag after it finally located Professor Brian Cox’s lost car keys. The keys were lost by Cox in the 1990s while an undergraduate at the University of Manchester and his 1987 Nissan Micra has remained in an NCP car park ever since.

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Posted: Dec 12th, 2011
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Car parking issues at UN building cause of most international disputes

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has today announced radical plans to tackle global conflict by building a new improved car-park at the UN Headquarters in New York.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2011
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McDonald’s to remove all parent and baby car park spaces

‘We realised why all the parent and baby spaces were empty. Most of the parents who come in here are still children themselves.’

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Posted: Dec 8th, 2010
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