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Report: ‘There are not enough jockeys in Formula 1′

may lead to several cars having to be put done‘What is clear to see is that none of our current pool of drivers has ever competed in the 2:35 at Kempton Park,’ said F1 supremo, Bernie Ecclestone.

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Posted: Jun 10th, 2012
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Wales targets farting in cars

A campaign to stop people farting in cars when carrying children is being launched today. Wales’s chief medical officer explained that breathing in farts in enclosed spaces was harmful to children.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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Wales targets farting in cars

‘Green-faced children can often be seen with their eyes watering, gagging as they breathe in the noxious fumes’.

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Posted: Feb 1st, 2012
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BMW link to erectile dysfunction

giving out all the wrong indications, or actually no indication at allDespite these problems, once behind the wheel of their Series 5’s, X1’s or Z4’s subjects expressed ‘absolute orgasmic pleasure’ at sitting on the arse of the car in front.

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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2011
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Intelligent car afraid to leave garage

The car has refused to leave its garage, citing ‘idiots in Citroen Saxos and a mad man in an Audi that tried to hump me from behind’.

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Posted: Dec 8th, 2011
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