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Drivers to spend that extra ten minutes abusing traffic wardens

‘Fantastic news,’ said London motorist Gary Barnes. ‘I’ll make sure I’m back at my car bang on time and hope that there’s a traffic warden around that I can tell to fuck off. I’ll be in my car bang on the ten-minute mark and drive off with the window down, arm out and middle finger extended.’

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2015
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Driverless car magazine full of A&E tips

Despite criticism of its editorial slant to a very small demographic of middle-aged men with head injuries and a lack of interest in their long term futures, editor Dave Carson said that the driverless car is the future and that number of fatalities ‘has been massively exaggerated’.

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Posted: Dec 16th, 2014
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Report: ‘There are not enough jockeys in Formula 1′

may lead to several cars having to be put done‘What is clear to see is that none of our current pool of drivers has ever competed in the 2:35 at Kempton Park,’ said F1 supremo, Bernie Ecclestone.

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Posted: Jun 10th, 2012
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Wales targets farting in cars

A campaign to stop people farting in cars when carrying children is being launched today. Wales’s chief medical officer explained that breathing in farts in enclosed spaces was harmful to children.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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Wales targets farting in cars

‘Green-faced children can often be seen with their eyes watering, gagging as they breathe in the noxious fumes’.

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Posted: Feb 1st, 2012
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