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BMW link to erectile dysfunction

giving out all the wrong indications, or actually no indication at allDespite these problems, once behind the wheel of their Series 5’s, X1’s or Z4’s subjects expressed ‘absolute orgasmic pleasure’ at sitting on the arse of the car in front.

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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2011
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Intelligent car afraid to leave garage

The car has refused to leave its garage, citing ‘idiots in Citroen Saxos and a mad man in an Audi that tried to hump me from behind’.

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Posted: Dec 8th, 2011
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Jeremy Clarkson criticised for road-testing wives

Some say he can't keep his flies up. All we know is, he's called Jeremy.A Top Gear challenge to discover which of the presenters had the fastest wife has been criticised after Jeremy Clarkson decided to swap spouses, and was seen clambering into an ex-wife whom he declared an ‘absolute classic’.

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Posted: Oct 27th, 2011
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Targeted motorist finally displays ‘Baby on Board!’ sign

‘A trip to the garden centre became like trying to drive a convicted psychotic paedophile through a mob. I can’t blame them, though. I mean, how were they supposed to know we had babies on board?’

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Posted: Aug 3rd, 2011
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BMW recalls drivers after safety scare

The luxury car maker said that problems include tail-gating, finger flicking, inability to manage indicators, getting stuck in the overtaking lane, and spontaneous explosions of anger apparently ignited by attempts by other car models to overtake.

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Posted: Jun 23rd, 2011
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