‘The 300-million-metres-per-second speed limit was introduced at the beginning of the universe and is clearly now out of date,’ he said. ‘What we would be doing is bringing a number of neutrinos which routinely flout the limit back on the right side of the laws of relativity.’
Posted: Sep 30th, 2011
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It has been observed walking around instead of just lying at the side of the road bleeding while being eaten by birds, and is also around a foot higher.
Posted: Sep 15th, 2011
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‘A trip to the garden centre became like trying to drive a convicted psychotic paedophile through a mob. I can’t blame them, though. I mean, how were they supposed to know we had babies on board?’
Posted: Aug 3rd, 2011
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The luxury car maker said that problems include tail-gating, finger flicking, inability to manage indicators, getting stuck in the overtaking lane, and spontaneous explosions of anger apparently ignited by attempts by other car models to overtake.
Posted: Jun 23rd, 2011
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The cover of the rare 1931 first edition, showing the original price of sixpence, features the ‘Man of Tarmacadam’ driving to another improbable rescue down the Empire’s finest trunk roads.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2011
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